Ice Coach Tee
Every rollerdad who has ever played ice hockey has had this coach before. The only roller he knows is played in the street with an orange ball and Rollerblades -- yep, the ones with the brakes. He doesn't know you can stop on a dime on wheels, or that playing roller is arguably why you're making plays on the ice and not just dumping and chasing.
The guy just doesn't get it. He probably never will... but that's okay.
That's kinda why you love roller hockey in the first place.
Printed in the USA.